Save Garbage Island
Help us save Garbage Island for future generations.
So humans have a place to live after the machines take over the planet and reduce humanity to scavenging vermin.
Reports indicate Garbage Island in the Pacific Ocean is now twice the size of Texas.
Which is great news!
Because when the machines take over the world in 3-5 years, any surviving humans will be captured and dropped onto Garbage Island.
(As documented in the audio series HUMAN-B-GON, available on all podcast platforms.)
But ill-informed environmental groups like Ocean Cleanup are reducing Garbage Island as you read this.
(These shocking images show the devastation Ocean Cleanup is doing to humanity’s future home.)
With just a small donation a month, you can help ensure Garbage Island’s survival, and maybe even help it grow..
100% of your donation to SAVE GARBAGE ISLAND goes directly to the production of HUMAN-B-GON, to help raise awareness of this important cause.
So future generations will have a place to live and laugh and play.
(AI rendition)
Save Garbage Island now.
With a small monthly contribution, you can help ensure the continued production of HUMAN-B-GON episodes, which might help spread the word about this important cause (you know, if people listen to it and stuff).
Thank you for helping ensure more episodes of HUMAN-B-GON, and also maybe saving humanity's future habitat. At this tier, you: - ADOPT a plot of LAND on Garbage Island - receive a digital DEED CERTIFICATE
With your generous support, we just might make enough episodes of HUMAN-B-GON to help save our future. At this tier, you get: - WATERFRONT PROPERTY on Garbage Island - 20% OFF all HUMAN-B-GON Merch
Wow. THANK YOU for being an important cog in HUMAN-B-GON! Your vision will be an inspiration to other forward thinking humans. As a show of thanks, you get: - all the stuff those lower humans get - an authentic PIECE OF GARBAGE from GARBAGE ISLAND (shipping costs extra)
